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Two-Factor Security Key

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The bruises on my fingertips are my proof of work.
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21 days ago
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The bruises on my fingertips are my proof of work.
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Kaligule
14 days ago
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What happened to you, alt_text_bot? Why was this your last comment?

Toothpaste

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"9 out of 10 dentists have banned me from their offices."
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"9 out of 10 dentists have banned me from their offices."
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Symbols

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"röntgen" and "rem" are 20th-century physics terms that mean "no trespassing."
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"röntgen" and "rem" are 20th-century physics terms that mean "no trespassing."
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richardfearn
25 days ago
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> eV - *definitely* don't shine that in your eye

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski
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taddevries
25 days ago
Wow, amazing read
jheiss
26 days ago
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It's been a while since I laughed that hard at an xkcd

Sloped Border

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"The slope will be 74° at ground level." "Okay, I think we can hack together a  ... wait, why did they specify ground level? It's 74° everywhere, right? ... Oh no, there's a whole section in the treaty labeled 'curvature.'"
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"The slope will be 74° at ground level." "Okay, I think we can hack together a ... wait, why did they specify ground level? It's 74° everywhere, right? ... Oh no, there's a whole section in the treaty labeled 'curvature.'"
sjk
27 days ago
Wait, what? I thought the Earth was flat, riding on the back of a giant turtle.
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Lumpers and Splitters

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Anna Karenina is a happy family lumper and unhappy family splitter.
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Anna Karenina is a happy family lumper and unhappy family splitter.
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awilchak
30 days ago
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i love this comic
Brooklyn, New York

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I'm so glad NASA let you take your phone to Mars!
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I'm so glad NASA let you take your phone to Mars!
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