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Alien Visitors

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Stay right there, we'll be back in a minute. We've just gotta brainstorm some new wonders. Have you all figured out gears yet? Yes? Crap.
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Stay right there, we'll be back in a minute. We've just gotta brainstorm some new wonders. Have you all figured out gears yet? Yes? Crap.
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Base Rate

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Sure, you can talk about per-capita adjustment, but if you want to solve the problem, it's obvious that this is the group you need to focus on.
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Sure, you can talk about per-capita adjustment, but if you want to solve the problem, it's obvious that this is the group you need to focus on.
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jlvanderzwan
1 day ago
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As a lefty I approve
JayM
2 days ago
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Hahahaha.
Atlanta, GA

Health Drink

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You'd need to keep track of so many people! Would you use, like, Excel or something? Far too fancy for a simple country nanoenzyme developer like me.
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You'd need to keep track of so many people! Would you use, like, Excel or something? Far too fancy for a simple country nanoenzyme developer like me.
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fxer
4 days ago
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*opens mouth to try it*

“guess again”
Bend, Oregon

First Time Since Early 2020

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Gotten the Ferris wheel operator's attention
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Gotten the Ferris wheel operator's attention
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Covarr
6 days ago
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"Coughed without covering my mouth". Thank goodness we're back to normal so I can start ignoring basic hygiene again.
East Helena, MT
jlvanderzwan
6 days ago
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"Installed Software Updates" should be way lower down the list

Product Launch

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"Okay, that was weird, but the product reveal was normal. I think the danger is pas--" "One more thing." "Oh no."
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"Okay, that was weird, but the product reveal was normal. I think the danger is pas--" "One more thing." "Oh no."
yerfdogyrag
7 days ago
Old Rules: Product Launch. New Rules: Customer Launch.
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JayM
8 days ago
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Heh
Atlanta, GA
gcapell
9 days ago
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The alt-text is superb.
Sydney, AU

Fuzzy Blob

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If there's no dome, how do you explain the irregularities the board discovered in the zoning permits issued in that area!?
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If there's no dome, how do you explain the irregularities the board discovered in the zoning permits issued in that area!?
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