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Logic Gates

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In C, the multiocular O represents the bitwise norxondor gorgonax.
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In C, the multiocular O represents the bitwise norxondor gorgonax.
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Screwtape
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"Norxondor" and "Gorgonax" would both be great names for dragons.
jlvanderzwan
17 hours ago
Xand Gort, Norg Xort and Andorx Gant being the three heroes that slew them?

Mine Captcha

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This data is actually going into improving our self-driving car project, so hurry up--it's almost at the minefield.
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This data is actually going into improving our self-driving car project, so hurry up--it's almost at the minefield.
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llucax
4 days ago
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DexX
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I am offended that this is two correct solutions, and I am 99% certain Randall did that on purpose as an extra level on the joke.
Melbourne, Australia
Rendin
4 days ago
Are you sure that there are two? I would love that being part of the joke but I see only one valid solution.
aeonsablaze
4 days ago
Pretty sure there is only one.
flensrocker
4 days ago
I only see: 2210, MM31, 3M3M, 1121
DexX
4 days ago
You're right - I got it wrong. :P
jlvanderzwan
4 days ago
Would have been amazing (in the "hilariously evil" sense) if you were right though
silberbaer
4 days ago
Yes, only one, but I'm glad I'm not the only person who felt compelled to solve it.
contraryian
4 days ago
I think 2210, MM31, 332M, M111 is also valid?
aeonsablaze
4 days ago
Nope, take a closer look at the 3 in the second row.
xlythe
4 days ago
I feel let down that you can't actually submit the solution :(

Universal Seat Belt

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The plug fits really snugly, so it should be safe in a crash.
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The plug fits really snugly, so it should be safe in a crash.
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rtreborb
5 days ago
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I'd undoubtedly get it upside down.
San Antonio, TX
roblatham
5 days ago
upside down the first time and (flip it around) second time, but for some reason not the (flip it back to original) third time

Flawed Data

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We trained it to produce data that looked convincing, and we have to admit the results look convincing!
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We trained it to produce data that looked convincing, and we have to admit the results look convincing!
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JayM
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Heh. Yep.
Atlanta, GA

Dual USB-C

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Small devices use two-prong USB-AC, but there's also a three-prong version with a USB-B plug as the ground.
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Small devices use two-prong USB-AC, but there's also a three-prong version with a USB-B plug as the ground.
Jaryth000
10 days ago
I man... if you rotate those connectors 90 degrees, they would totally fit a Macbook pro.
aripollak
10 days ago
😬 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08BFHDST3/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_604RBBQ0Q8WY3HMJTG9H
macr0t0r
10 days ago
@aripollak: Good grief, they exist?!
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Commonly Mispronounced Equations

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"Epsihootamoo doopsiquorps" --the Schrödinger equation for the hydrogen atom
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"Epsihootamoo doopsiquorps" --the Schrödinger equation for the hydrogen atom
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CallMeWilliam
12 days ago
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It's been a while since I've seen some of these formulas. They are all like old friends.
rickhensley
13 days ago
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Why do I feel like I just read an incantation from The Book of the Dead?
Ohio
jarage00
13 days ago
You must not read from the book!!
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